Jingle Hell

December 23, 2005

Mein Gott, is it that time of year again? Candy canes and jolly fatman in a manger. Fake plastic trees with paper angels a-dangling.

Fa-la-la-laa.

I planned to commemorate the occasion with a four hundred page essay extolling the virtues of bellybutton fluff but found it to be too intellectual for my average reader.

May you be ravished by Santa’s elves.

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