Jingle Hell
December 23, 2005
Mein Gott, is it that time of year again? Candy canes and jolly fatman in a manger. Fake plastic trees with paper angels a-dangling.
Fa-la-la-laa.
I planned to commemorate the occasion with a four hundred page essay extolling the virtues of bellybutton fluff but found it to be too intellectual for my average reader.
May you be ravished by Santa’s elves.
