Happy…
February 15, 2005
… if you’re expecting me to say ‘Valentines Day’, then… Fuck you.
What do I look like? A nice guy?
What I am is a grumpy, single bastard and proud of it. Never received a Valentines card, chocolates, or flowers, so excuse me for not being too frickin’ over-enthusiastic over the over-commercialised piece-of-shite excuse for amorous gluttony.
Piss off, or I shall swear at you until you do.
Now that I’m alone I can finally admit that I had quite a pleasant Valentines Day. Wink wink to you-know-who.
